A REAL Gay Man's Page!!!
Take a look through MY window, baby! Things I DONT' have or do!
*No whiny, sissy little dogs.
*No Madonna or Celine Dion albums. Techno
or death-metal, anyone?
*No expensive haircuts or manicures. I'm a man, darn it, and I'll look
like one!
*Cant' color coordinate for sour apples.
*Gaultier? Versacii? WRONG!!! Try Eddie Bauer and Doc Marten's, ya twinks!
*I wish and hope for the painful and messy demise of Leonardo DiCaprio, hopefully at the bare/bear hands of
Sean Connery. Maybe he could get that smarmy jerk Mel Gibson off the face of the planet while he's there!

Things I DO enjoy!
*Music of all sorts. Hawkwind, Electric Hellfire Club, Me First & The Gimme-Gimme's, The Upper Crust,
The Moog Cookbook, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Chemical Brothers, Justin Warfield.
*A good cigar, and occasionally a big, phat blunt!
*Well made cocktails, boutique beers, and good coffee.
*Camping, hiking, all outdoor activities.
*Anything in the topic of metaphysics.
*Gardening.
*My black tomcat, Lasombra. Gay just like his daddy!


More as it comes. Dont' miss out on my rant, my poetry, AND some bear fiction written by yours truly!
Love, Satyrboy

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